Most useless code

[Ari]

Just for some fun, post up some of the most useless code you can think of.

[Banou]

const ಠ_ಠ = _ => {
  'watdidusay'
}

 

[Elliot]

every js framework that isnt ozjs

[Angel]

Standard javascript developer response to this would be:

Every framework that...

1. I don't know how to use.
2. Isn't the framework that the cool kids are using.
3. Isn't a framework I wrote myself.
4. Anything that I had to write myself because I couldn't find it in the nom repo. Praise be to NPM.

 

Notes:

• 3 and 4 are contradictory and highlight the two main types of javascript developers. Those that write the tools and those that consume the tools.
• Yes, I have written and published my own framework. 

 

 

[dwigHIT]

12 hours ago, Angel said:

Standard javascript developer response to this would be:

Every framework that...

1. I don't know how to use.
2. Isn't the framework that the cool kids are using.
3. Isn't a framework I wrote myself.
4. Anything that I had to write myself because I couldn't find it in the nom repo. Praise be to NPM.

 

Notes:

• 3 and 4 are contradictory and highlight the two main types of javascript developers. Those that write the tools and those that consume the tools.
• Yes, I have written and published my own framework. 

 

 

 

 

have you ever written a compiler?

[Angel]

On 23/01/2018 at 9:36 PM, dwigHIT said:

 

have you ever written a compiler?

Yes. On the commodore Plus 4 (google it). It was a very bad compiler for BASIC, and it was a long time ago.
I also wrote my own language to enable "the yellow and black PC security company" support team to automate the removal process of malicious code that could not be extracted from windows while windows was running. But again, that was a different time.